The "fly" guesses that most readers in this industry are aware of, if not subscribed to, GonzoBanker, the online information resource published by Cornerstone Advisors. Each year at this time, the editors publish the GonzoBanker Awards, a recap of the year, both serious and irreverent.
Some of the awards we found most interesting and relevant are:
KUDOS TO…
Stand-up Banker of the Year Award
Goes to Berkshire Bancorp Chairman Moses Marx, who injected $60 million of his own money to save his community bank after its capital was severely impaired from an $82 million loss from (you guessed it) Fannie Mae stock. Nice to see a leader believing in his company.
NOT TO…
Best Temp Job in the World
Alan Fishman, final CEO at WaMu. Fishman was paid just under $20,000 a week and also got a massive signing bonus of $7.5M, plus 612,500 shares of (okay worthless) WaMu stock. According to this bloggingstocks post, Mr. Fishman pocketed somewhere between $11 million and $18 million for his three weeks on the job. Wow.
THIS IS JUST AMUSING…
Graffiti of the Year Award
Goes to this defamed WaMu branch lamenting our October financial crisis.
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BUZZ!
Quietest Place in Cyberspace
Bank blogs. Turns out the Facebook crowd would rather watch Beyonce shake to “All the Single Ladies” or a new Mr. G clip than hear about a new checking account.
WE THOUGHT OF THIS TOO…
The Most Critical Process at a Bank That is Perpetually Ignored Award
Capturing and maintaining accurate customer information. How can banks talk so much about the value of customer intimacy and spend millions on CRM systems while dumping responsibility for managing this information to clerical positions in the back office?
(For a related article, see our eNewsUpdate here).
COURTESYCONNECT, ANYONE?
Most Pitiful Attempt at Leveraging Technology
Bank departmental usage of the intranet. Other than the I.T. group’s use of SharePoint, online payroll/benefits and canned intranet packages, we see very little creativity coming out of the business areas within a bank to leverage Web technology.
Read the entire listing of GonzoBanker Awards here.
The “fly” and everyone at BSG Financial wish you safe and happy holidays! We’ll buzz back in 2009!